I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
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I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
We need to get me chipped asap
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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