she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I will be naked everywhere
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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