am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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