wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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