I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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