i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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