im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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