I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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