Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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