we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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