sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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