dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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