honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The dick lei will go down in squad history
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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