too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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