wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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