I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
Randomize