So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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