R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
Randomize