The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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