You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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