Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
how can u be prego again
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
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we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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