Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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