I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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