i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
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1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Ladies don't puke and tell
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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