I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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