we have officially mastered the walk of shame
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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