Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Is Oprah even human
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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