Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
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It's shark week go big or go home
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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