White coat. Heels.
too bad you live with your parents still
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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