well most of my day revolves around power hour
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Found your dick twin last night
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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