Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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