Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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