i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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