He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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