I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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