girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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