DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i just google imaged poop.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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