I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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