just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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