well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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