About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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