If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize