Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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