Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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