We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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