# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize