And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
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What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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