I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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