How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We had sex on a dog bed..
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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