i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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